i just figured out the perfect murder
kill someone and bury them in their own garden
that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide
#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them
pros to dating me:
- there is no limit to the amount of times I will watch The Hobbit or The Lord of the Rings extended editions
THANK YOU. I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR ABOUT 5 YEARS
What am I going to do now?
You can die happily
I found the cheats and won that game years ago
For those of you who haven’t found this yet (or just quit the game), here you go. It’s over.