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Don’t snapchat me it’s a trap
I have not had this much fun with strangers on the internet since ‘09 jfc
via Scorpiobabe.
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at my 16th birthday party my friend john accidentally flashed one of his balls and i remember it in vivid color & detail like sometimes i forget the faces of loved ones but that single nut haunts me. one time i fell in a ditch and i kept sabotaging myself like “what if the last thing i think of before i die is john’s nut” like i wasn’t actually gonna die but these are the kinds of things you consider when you fall in a ditch. john’s nut
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Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am
via cats cats cats cats.
